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Eriksen – First overtake Arsenal, then the title

Every year, without fail, a Spurs player, usually a new recruit, comes out in the media to tell us how they are going to overtake Arsenal and it seems as if this season Christian Eriksen has picked up that mantle. Compared with Mesut Ozil simply because he also got an assist on his debut, the […]

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Numerologist says Bendtner needs name change not number

As Nicklas Bendtner switches to number 23 this season from the 52 he inexplicably requested a few seasons back, the Danish site ekstrabladet.dk are running an interview with numerologist Freja Larsson who believes that changing his number will do nothing for his fortunes on the pitch, but changing his name might. She said The number […]

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Ozil shirts outselling Bale’s by 5 to 1

According to data which has been released by UKsoccershop.com Mesut Ozil shirts are selling five times faster than Gareth Bale shirts in a story which means very little but is totally hilarious. As we reported last week just after Ozil’s transfer to Arsenal, the Armoury and Arsenal Direct were reporting a massive surge in shirt […]

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Ronaldo angry at Ozil sale

In a week which has seen Arsenal fans watch as their side beat Sp*rs, sign Mesut Ozil, listen to how Daniel Levy pleaded with Real Madrid not to sell him to us, heard that van Persie is unhappy at United under Moyes and Samir Nasri describe how he was bleeding inside last season, the latest […]

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Liverpool owner asks what Arsenal are smoking over Suarez

Liverpool’s owner John W. Henry tweeted this morning to ask what people think they are smoking over at the Emirates in what can only be presumed to be reference to the £40,000,001 bid Arsenal submitted for Luis Suarez. News of Arsenal’s bid, which was £1 over £40m in order to enable Arsenal to be able […]

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Tesco mobile’s Twitter trolls Tottenham fans [photo]

It’s hard to look at the exchanges which took place between Tesco Mobile’s Twitter and some some people on Twitter and come to the conclusion that it is run by anything other than an Arsenal fan. In fact, without getting abusive, I doubt any of us would have answered any differently. When it comes to […]

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Fabregas – £100m for Bale is foolish

Former Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas has spoken what we all know to be true and said that Real Madrid would be foolish if they spent £100m on Gareth Bale. While there is no doubting the Spurs player’s talent, making him the world’s first £100m player is simply ridiculous. Speaking to the media, Fabregas said “For […]

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Wenger – We have signed Messi [video]

Arsene Wenger was stopped by a few fans looking for his autograph. One guy asked him if he had heard of a guy called Messi. Arsene Wenger said that he’d signed him already. Excellent news. You gotta love Arsene eh?

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Song tries to punch Pique then slaps him [photos]

No-one seems to know quite what is going on here, but former Arsenal man Alex Song looks like he’s about to throw a punch at teammate Gerard Pique while they are making their way around Barcelona on an open-top bus to celebrate winning the league. Perhaps Song finally remembered what an absolute prat Pique had […]

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Alien race contact woman with advice for Wenger

I’m not entirely sure if it’s a slow news day or if this story was just too bizarre to let slide but seeing as it has not yet been picked up by the tabloids but is running in the Swedish press, I thought I’d bring it to you here. It originally appeared in News Shopper. […]

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Bendtner mocked with miniature toy kit

After being handed a three year driving ban and a fine amounting to around €113,000 after being found guilty of driving while drunk, Nicklas Bendtner, who has endured perhaps his worst season as a professional footballer, now has to put up with being mocked in the country he was once held in high esteem. The […]

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Gervinho voted best looking player sarcastically by teammates [video]

Even though he managed to get a quite splendid goal yesterday to secure a win for the Ivory Coast it seems as if Gervinho simply cannot catch a break as he’s voted both ‘best looking player’ sarcastically and ‘worst haircut’ by his Ivory Coast teammates. Former Arsenal funny man Eboue is voted best dancer, funniest […]

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Song linked with summer move away from Barcelona

Alex Song has not really enjoyed much love since his arrival in Spain has he? Voted the second worst signing of the summer just behind Luka Modric at Real Madrid, he has struggled to get any playing time and when he has been on the pitch he has often been deployed at centreback. Now the […]

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Did Arshavin name his child after Arsene?

This might seem to be a rather ridiculous question but then learning what the Arshavin’s named their third child today simply astounded me and when I shared it on Twitter the response was the same.  The name of Arshavin’s youngest, a boy who was born in August this year, had not been revealed as far […]

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