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No-one seems to know quite what is going on here, but former Arsenal man Alex Song looks like he’s about to throw a punch at teammate Gerard Pique while they are making their way around Barcelona on an open-top bus to celebrate winning the league. Perhaps Song finally remembered what an absolute prat Pique had [...]

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I’m not entirely sure if it’s a slow news day or if this story was just too bizarre to let slide but seeing as it has not yet been picked up by the tabloids but is running in the Swedish press, I thought I’d bring it to you here. It originally appeared in News Shopper. [...]

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After being handed a three year driving ban and a fine amounting to around €113,000 after being found guilty of driving while drunk, Nicklas Bendtner, who has endured perhaps his worst season as a professional footballer, now has to put up with being mocked in the country he was once held in high esteem. The [...]

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Even though he managed to get a quite splendid goal yesterday to secure a win for the Ivory Coast it seems as if Gervinho simply cannot catch a break as he’s voted both ‘best looking player’ sarcastically and ‘worst haircut’ by his Ivory Coast teammates. Former Arsenal funny man Eboue is voted best dancer, funniest [...]

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Alex Song has not really enjoyed much love since his arrival in Spain has he? Voted the second worst signing of the summer just behind Luka Modric at Real Madrid, he has struggled to get any playing time and when he has been on the pitch he has often been deployed at centreback. Now the [...]

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This might seem to be a rather ridiculous question but then learning what the Arshavin’s named their third child today simply astounded me and when I shared it on Twitter the response was the same.  The name of Arshavin’s youngest, a boy who was born in August this year, had not been revealed as far [...]

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I’ve heard of grasping for reasons and excuses as to why your side didn’t win a match or why a referee might have given a dubious penalty but Martin Jol’s assertion that Arshavin deliberately aimed the ball at Sascha Riether’s arm to win the penalty is laughable in the extreme. For a start, it wasn’t [...]

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A few months ago we brought you one of these screengrabs of Olivier Giroud naked and doing something rather strange with his penis, however it has come to his attention that there is more than that one image available, and, not only that, there are videos as well. Gay, straight, male or female, you know [...]

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Olivier Giroud has attempted to clear up some of the confusion that arose from him and Francis Coquelin throwing their shirts to the Arsenal fans before extra time against Reading on Tuesday. The French striker admits he didn’t realise there would be extra time, thinking that Theo Walcott’s stoppage time goal had earned the Gunners [...]

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He might have enjoyed a nightmare start [sorry] to his Juventus loan spell, but Bendtner has been more involved recently in the action, including taking part with the rest of his team as they dressed up for Halloween. Enjoy…I’ll leave it up to you to come up with your own jokes in the comments section. [...]

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Mark Hughes must have been watching a different game from everyone else yesterday – claiming it was as easy an afternoon at the Emirates as he can remember. As I’m sure the rest of you, more sound of mind people will recall, Arsenal beat QPR 1-0 with a late Mikel Arteta goal. The goal was [...]

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I was sent a link to this piece which, well, is just amazing.  Thanks to @waleedabunada for the find and to @eddie_dean_001 for alerting me to it. The text reads Arsenal manager Bruce Rioch was told last night: You’ve wasted your money on Dennis Bergkamp and David Platt. The stark verdict came from former England [...]

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Podolski is known for being a character who likes to have a laugh and it seems as if that is the case whether he is at Arsenal or with the national team as the video below shows.  He also gives an update of how his English lessons are going towards the end of the video. [...]

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The fans have been singing it in their thousands and Olivier Giourd knows it. Asked to sing the song during the French press conference, he didn’t disappoint. Giroud to the tune of Hey Jude. Obviously. Asked about it, he says Yes, it’s nice. I had heard from the first move. Even when I wasn’t scoring, I [...]

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